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[Liric]

CHAR Sucks [Dikz]

[Yuhwoo]

An album [COVER]
Pen Is [MIGHTY]
Obviously [ZEKZ]

not sure what limit is on tag.

[Palerider]

Mekzican Radio [Mekz]
Y U No Lift Bro[Pekz]

[Unholy]

While we're on the topic of funny guild names, I thought I'd share this little gem from a few years back in gw1, for those of you who might not know. When a team won a match in the Hall of Heroes, it was announced to the world. If the majority of the team was of the same guild, that guild was declared the victor.

And then one day...this happened.

http://guildwars.inc...on-thier-screen

[TGR]

I made sure to claim [Sekz] still just incase some AR / BP tried claiming it for temporary means lol.   Last thing I want is Ehmry thinking we jumped servers.  

Currently we're running under the guild "Holding Hands [Bros]" till we can come up with a more permanent name.

[Sociablegnomes]

TGR, on 12 April 2013 - 01:00 PM, said:

I made sure to claim [Sekz] still just incase some AR / BP tried claiming it for temporary means lol.   Last thing I want is Ehmry thinking we jumped servers.  

Currently we're running under the guild "Holding Hands [Bros]" till we can come up with a more permanent name.

I don't know man I've kinda enjoyed holding your hand the last day or so...

[Kaaos-CoS]

Malt Liqour and [Tekz]


Less Talkin' More [Cekz]

[ChapDev]

We Lift [PEKZ]?

[Tzenjin]

Do you Even Lift? [BRO]

We love to Crash Your [Prty] / We Live to Crash Your [PRTY]

By The Time You See This Its Already Too [LATE]

EDIT:

If Your Reading This Then Your Already [DEAD]

[Palerider]

TGR, on 12 April 2013 - 01:00 PM, said:

I made sure to claim [Sekz] still just incase some AR / BP tried claiming it for temporary means lol.   Last thing I want is Ehmry thinking we jumped servers.  

Currently we're running under the guild "Holding Hands [Bros]" till we can come up with a more permanent name.

Holdings Still has my vote for you guys. I want to join just to Hold hands....with my [BROS]!!!!!!!!-

[Inextirpable Adamas]

ChapDev, on 11 April 2013 - 10:15 PM, said:

Who is this [CHAR] guild and are the whispers I'm hearing true Sekz?

I don't know something with Eks? "Celebrity Wives [Bekz]" maybe? You just crushed my imagination.

Jackie Lautchang and Drez would know them better than I would but from what I've seen [CHAR] are spvper's and forum warriors. They're a gank group from 4 to 6 players roughly and mostly charr race. They will go around the edges of our map taking camps and then sitting in one and either:
A) permastealth each other and gank any person that tries to take the camp back,
B] have their bunker ele taunt people and loor them into the camp so they can gank them,
or C) sit in the camp and build either ballistas or siege golems.

They pretty much think they're hot stuff but they use 2 thieves as a crutch. If you focus on either of the two thieves and kill one - they mass invis and run away. The rest of them are pretty much all bunker and can't do much damage. Then they go on the official forums and boast over how long they held a camp or how they attempted to siege golem rush our Hills and failed miserabley.
Kalkz pretty much loves them because they can be bothersome and he supports them even though they are on ar and he is on bp.

They also can't really speak english... They speak some weird dialect of troll.

[Syktek]

Inextirpable Adamas, on 12 April 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Jackie Lautchang and Drez would know them better than I would but from what I've seen [CHAR] are spvper's and forum warriors. They're a gank group from 4 to 6 players roughly and mostly charr race. They will go around the edges of our map taking camps and then sitting in one and either:
A) permastealth each other and gank any person that tries to take the camp back,
B] have their bunker ele taunt people and loor them into the camp so they can gank them,
or C) sit in the camp and build either ballistas or siege golems.

They pretty much think they're hot stuff but they use 2 thieves as a crutch. If you focus on either of the two thieves and kill one - they mass invis and run away. The rest of them are pretty much all bunker and can't do much damage. Then they go on the official forums and boast over how long they held a camp or how they attempted to siege golem rush our Hills and failed miserabley.
Kalkz pretty much loves them because they can be bothersome and he supports them even though they are on ar and he is on bp.

They also can't really speak english... They speak some weird dialect of troll.

They all have an extra chromosome. You forgot that one.

[Inextirpable Adamas]

I just ported into LA to see a commander tag of Evilzara?

[Inextirpable Adamas]

Female Sylvari ranger from [BURN]. Commandership, world completion and Dungeon Master title. Seems to be running around the stairs of the bank. Almost as if they want to be noticed.

Not sure what they want but I'm not going to be standing in LA to hand them tissues for reset.

[SigSig]

We knew Zara well back when we were in NSP. She's probably trying to find out what tag Sekz is currently running in so she can know who to run from.

[Direwulff]

Too bad there is a 4char limit on the tag.  Otherwise i woudl recommend  SECond Zerg Bashers  [SeczB]

[ninjadeoro]

Moisture is the essence of wetness [Wet]
Touch my [Unit]
​The Bros are emerging [Bros]

Also I forgot who suggested it but I thought I workout my abs and [Pekz] was pretty funny.

[Palerider]

Inextirpable Adamas, on 12 April 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Jackie Lautchang and Drez would know them better than I would but from what I've seen [CHAR] are spvper's and forum warriors. They're a gank group from 4 to 6 players roughly and mostly charr race. They will go around the edges of our map taking camps and then sitting in one and either:
A) permastealth each other and gank any person that tries to take the camp back,
B] have their bunker ele taunt people and loor them into the camp so they can gank them,
or C) sit in the camp and build either ballistas or siege golems.

They pretty much think they're hot stuff but they use 2 thieves as a crutch. If you focus on either of the two thieves and kill one - they mass invis and run away. The rest of them are pretty much all bunker and can't do much damage. Then they go on the official forums and boast over how long they held a camp or how they attempted to siege golem rush our Hills and failed miserabley.
Kalkz pretty much loves them because they can be bothersome and he supports them even though they are on ar and he is on bp.

They also can't really speak english... They speak some weird dialect of troll.

They are sad noobs, even numbers and like Adamas said they run.

[tark]

Late to the party, but I just want to add that there's barely anything contraversial about the guild name Sekz - the fact that they are making you change it is BS

Having said that;

Embarassingly quick [Secz]
Surprise entry colon zerg [Secz] (crevice, crack, CHAR - all nicely interchangable here)
Sublime enforcers krushin zergs [Sekz]
CENSORED [Sekz]
Cant keep us censored [Sekz]


Also a big fan of the already posted

Tyrannosaurus [Rekz]

[Hawkeye]

Ours is bigger [Epen]
Keybinding is for noobs [Clck]
Hawk is a bro [Hawk]