Did you hear the joke about the butter?
No?
Then I'd butter not tell you. You might...
...spread it.
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, Jun 19 2013 12:41 PM
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 12:41 PM
For Faux Sake 
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 12:57 PM
Menorah, on 19 June 2013 - 12:41 PM, said:
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
No?
Then I'd butter not tell you. You might...
...spread it.
No?
Then I'd butter not tell you. You might...
...spread it.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 01:14 PM
Making people cringe at bad puns is a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 01:32 PM
Think of the kids next time.....no one ever thinks of the kids........
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 01:53 PM
That's almost as bad as the one I said about Lorn being sine over cosine.
...because he likes to go off on tangents.
...because he likes to go off on tangents.
Oh hai.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 01:58 PM
Beats my pickup line of "Hey baby, nice curves. Mind if I lay tangent to them? ;D"
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 02:28 PM
Menorah, on 19 June 2013 - 01:58 PM, said:
Beats my pickup line of "Hey baby, nice curves. Mind if I lay tangent to them? ;D"
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 02:50 PM
Not as bad as: "I wish you were my knee so I could bang you against the table." Too direct?
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 03:06 PM
Gonna run out of Ehmry.com "likes" at this rate...
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 03:08 PM
same. I think i'm going to randomly say these to people.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 03:35 PM
I started a pun thread a while back. It died unfortunately. I thought my garbage would make people laugh but...
...no pun in ten did.
...no pun in ten did.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 05:28 PM
Do you know what you get when cross an elephant and a rhino?
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An animal that never forgets it's horny.
(Made that one up myself when sharing jokes with guildies on GW1
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An animal that never forgets it's horny.
(Made that one up myself when sharing jokes with guildies on GW1
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 05:58 PM
No pick up lines needed here, just some homemade cheese nacho deep, and some JD whiskey And current MMO. Worked for me that one summer. This really only works on guildleaders.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 06:01 PM
Someone was making a really annoying sound with a shell at the beach one day.
I had to conchfishcate it.
I had to conchfishcate it.
Oh hai.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 06:15 PM
RILL LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE I GET RAWN AND BURN THIS MUTHA FUCKA TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 06:49 PM
*idly pokes bonfire with a torch*
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:17 PM
Rawnblade Deathclaw, on 19 June 2013 - 06:49 PM, said:
*idly pokes bonfire with a torch*
Torch, eh? Guess this thread is no match for you...
Palerider, on 19 June 2013 - 06:15 PM, said:
RILL LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE I GET RAWN AND BURN THIS MUTHA FUCKA TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:37 PM
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 11:59 PM
Rill Soji, on 19 June 2013 - 11:15 PM, said:
I stared at that for a good five min lol... WTH that's brilliant
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