Ehmry Bay Server Forum for Guild Wars 2

Perspective beats Back to the Future.



Remember in the first movie when he went back thirty years to 1955, and how quaint and old fashioned everything looked? It's been thirty years since that movie.

Retcons



beat perspective, "from a certain point of view."

Retcon in pill form



beats retcons. What were we talking about again?

Wheelbarrows. We were talking about wheelbarrows.

Reclining



beats wheelbarrowing. Because lazy.

Hard Work



beats reclining. Because do you ever feel accomplished doing nothing?

Making other people do the hard work for you while you recline beats regular hard work.

Indentured servitude



can do more than break rocks and pick up litter.

Ellen Kiel



cancels your service contracts.

Assassino!



beats Ellen Keil, because my brotherhood isn't above silencing the templar beyotch her to make sure we get our contracts.

Pirate Assassins? Pfft.

Let no joyful voice be heard!
Let no man look up at the sky with hope!
And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...

THE KRAKEN!!

Beach beats kraken, apparently.



Look at it. It's all like, "Oh noes, I cannot withstand the beachness of it all. I am slain!"

Pollution



beats the beach. Poor beach

Son of a beech



has the potential to exceed the accomplishments of his father, Beech senior:

Lumberjack



beats the son of a beech. Because Hes ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day? ;3

Chainsaw beats Lumberjack



Because it cuts through trees AND zombies.

Ha! A mere chainsaw?!


Why use just a chainsaw when you could have a chainsaw attached to an Assault Rifle, Gears of War style?

Sebastian and a High Quality Yorkshire wool tail coat



Could beat that chainsaw Assault rifle. Pft. No Contest.

Well, if you insist...



Chainsaw sword spear gun scythe. It's all the things.



Sakura's cuter too.

The Bagger 288



Beats all lesser machines. Weighing in at 13,500 ton and the largest land vehicle in the world, this beast wins at all things.