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Nihilist Dalek impersonator

Ornithanthrope Reviver

Paradichlorobenzene Tender - Tends equipment that cools and solidifies paradichlorobenzene preparatory to storage, shipment, or further processing: Pumps chemical into water-jacketed molds and turns valve to circulate chilled water through jacket and solidify material.

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Redactor

Stevedore

Trilobite expert Invertebrate paleontologist


More about trilobites, because they are awesome!

Undercover Cop

(I was gonna put Uterus Prober but everyone seems to be posting "real" professions....)

Verisimilitude Assessor

(I, too, was going to put something about a certain magical portion of anatomy, but then I remembered that I'm supposed to be mature now.)

Whaler

(Maturity is overrated...)

Xenobiologist.

(IKR?)

Yo-yo Competitor, Professional.

(I don't see any rule against made up professions. I already posted one.)

Zoning Violator

Alcoholic Beverage Control Enforcement Officer

Beaver Groomer

Canoodling Expert

Door Jamb Aligner

Errant Technology Disposal Operative

Forensic Scientist

Gator Wrassler