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[Quiver]

It started one cold night with Poe, Lucent, and Dawg, wanting to do a level 40 fractal, I had joined in before the level was annouced...

"A level 40 R U kidding me I'm only 22." I whined

"We can lower the level." Poe volunteered.

"Great I'll stay." I replied

After several minutes of guild messaging from all of us we finially cocerced Ian to join us.
"I guess I'll come along." Ian grumbled....

I was all smiles as I knew Ian would keep me alive in the lower yet higher level fractal than I was.
We were waiting patiently outside the fractal for the famous swamp roll ... when we had the all clear...Dawg, Ian, and myself entered the boggy swamp, mindful of the traps and annoying creatures that lurked in the smelly soft mud of the swamp.

"Lucent Lucent." Poe whispered in a soft but husky voice, "Are you in yet?"

Dawg, Ian and myself stopped dead in our tracks looked at each other each of had a knowing smirk on our faces then I begin to giggle...

"G-DDAMMIT POE" Lucent blurted out, "I'm trying...OOOHHHH!"

SPLAT we heard the sound of bodies falling into the mud....we rushed over not knowing what sight would befall our innocent eyes.

A broken tree blocked our route, as we searched for a new path we ducked behind some marsh grass to let the champion drake pass by. Holding our breath we headed toward the soft and rather loud moans coming from Poe and Lucent
"Ohh ahh" Poe let out a squeal
"Dammit Poe, Ststtop That." Lucent demanded "OOOHHHHH."  he bellowed, as Poe elbow jabbed the only exposed spot his armor did not cover.

Dawg grabbed my arm and pulled me behind the Mossy mass hanging from a tree "shhh" he whispered into my ear... then I my eyes followed his line of site MOSS MAN was lurking in the murky waters. We stood still not moving fearing  he would locate us. Ian had taken cover in a near by lean too left by other adventures...

Finally clear of all dangers we made our way to the wisp cleft housing the spider eggs and there they lay entangled with each other.. legs and arms wrapped tightly around each others bodies.  We could not tell where Poe began or ended or for that matter where Lucent began or ended.  Poe's robe was flipped up exposing her backside. And Lucent's armor well lets just say it was almost in pieces.

"It's not what your thinking!" Poe spurted out her  eyes wild with denial

"G-DDAMNIT POE Now look what you did?" Lucent overly excited voice rang out...

Dawg, Ian and I just looked at each other grinning ear to ear.

"Sure it's not." we all said in unison.

"It's not what you guys are thinking  I was asking Lucent if he was in yet...if he was at the wisp yet when he jumped on the rock and slipped and fell on top of me...I swear."  Poe stated knowing we didn't believe her.

"It's the truth." Lucent reinforced Poe.

"Ok." we all said still  grinning from ear to ear.. "Lets' get these wisp and get on with this."

Red faced Poe and Lucent freed themselves from each other's embrace readjusted their armor ... and walked away from each other, glancing back giving each other I'm going to kill you look.....

So it's up to you the reader to decide was this an innocent mishap or was it something else entirely?

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[Quiver]

LMAO!!!  that vid short is funnier than the story LMAO!!!!!

[KaiX]

I hate you quiv.

[Silvernis]

[Rimmy1a]

[Maxxalot]

Do not hate Quiv for describing what happened. Hate yourself for being so blind, man(not like we haven't gotten "tangled" a few times together, right?).