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[haiimbelle]

Palerider, on 10 May 2013 - 01:14 PM, said:

I will trade you all that plus 2 more engineers just for Belle's dancing  Booties.

one does not simply poses the power of the bootys

[sil]

Well my main is a thief, I have nearly everything 80 or close, sadly I have my own guild to run. I'll still take belle and sev for some kinky action.

[haiimbelle]

no

[sil]

_{Awwww *cries in corner*}

[Toegra]

Sil... stop being a hoe!

[sil]

Belle is just confused, plus you weren't complaining last night when I whipped out Leahs special sauce from another post.

[Jord Nightwalker]

Hi i got a necro lvl 80 full exotic my build is staff good vs enemy zerg

[Kilgorn]

I transferred over from Anvil Rock along with a bunch of other people.  I happen to be a personable Charr cat warrior and would love to run with you guys.  I'm a support DPS tank and work well in group situations.

[TGR]

Charr/Cat  ;D

[Insane Pancakez]

I <3 rekz

[Jay]

Hey there!

Usual stuffs here, 80 Warrior, Human (because i'm just that boring)
I'm not married to any particular build, i try to change mine every now and then to see which is better in a certain situation, so i don't have any problems whatsoever adjusting it to your standards.

I was looking into getting a zerg busting squad for Para, but not as many as i thought were interested in it. Belle said to throw my name here in case you had a spot for a British Warrior who likes to drink tea on a table made from BP corpses.

So i have done ^^
Cheers~

[Reisa]

But...but what if we don't want to farm the tears of our enemy?

Tears are high in salt content.  It's more healthy to take a walk on the beach, enjoy the sunset, and listen to the lamentation's of their women.

Please, think of the children.

[TGR]

Reisa, on 18 May 2013 - 12:47 PM, said:

But...but what if we don't want to farm the tears of our enemy?

Tears are high in salt content.  It's more healthy to take a walk on the beach, enjoy the sunset, and listen to the lamentation's of their women.

Please, think of the children.

Reisa, we're artisans by nature. We infuse our beautiful glass sculptures with the tears of our enemies.  Doing such has given our audience quite a positive emotional response.

After we evaporate the tears, all that's left is the saltiness of our enemies.  Instead of the typical gold trophies that champions collect, they've recently been requesting our glass sculptures instead.  It brings us great pride that our art is a wanted commodity.

[Rishy]

Where has this guild, nay, family been all my life! I am currently whipped by a sadistic female creature which is a minus, however I do recognize the importance of bromance in balancing the finer intracacies of the phenomena known as life. It is this enlightment that has me yearning to sequester you and the rest of your feathery brethren passionately into my den of amorous delights.

I am experienced in all art forms that you require of me. This includes knowledge in the way of the bro and the disposal of the weak; one could say I am the masochistic spirit to balance out your sadistic ownage. I thrive by letting the enemy whittle my body until near death before awakening the beast within and tearing them apart until their dreams come crashing down, relishing their defeat with a war cry and denying them a possible 2 badges. DELICIOUS.

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tl;dr Had a weird dream (with Marilyn Monroe), came back to gw2, would like to join this guild, have ele-war-mes. May or may not be actually this weird(?)

P.S. Have a dirty video for you in my profile, it is vintage though.

[Seviryn]

You shouldn't be showing off a video from back when Orbs of Power were a thing. It's not even relevant after so many patches have hit.

[Rishy]

Seviryn, on 24 May 2013 - 01:26 AM, said:

You shouldn't be showing off a video from back when Orbs of Power were a thing. It's not even relevant after so many patches have hit.

"This is just a reminder to Ele's, nay - everyone, that this is a game. While it is fun to get into the nitty gritty of theorycrafting and maximizing all aspects of your gameplay, it is not the only form of enjoyment that games can offer you. This is just an Ele learning, hanging out and enjoying the way through the game. Peace"

The first words in the video description that have been there since October. Chill.

We can sit here together and point out how many times I didn't completely channel out fire or frost breath, taken 2 seconds of a 3 second stun and break it with less than 1 second to go, failed to pop invulnerability when finishing someone off, chosen a better elite skill that would've actually been used, went ZzZzz mode and didn't land 90% of my burning speeds, dropped ring of fire randomly, frost bursted when out of range and failing to slow people down...

...oh and don't get me started on how I don't even use combos, crappy positioning and getting carried by a build with Armor of Earth and Arcane Shield on SoS hp%.

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More than anything, it'd be showing off how a crummy player making a bazzillion mistakes could've been carried by gear, level and orbs back then. It's there for me not to stroke my e-peen but to look back fondly at my beginnings and to hopefully bring a grin to people's faces at a retarded douche having fun

[Seviryn]

My point stands. Why point us to a video made so long ago as to be irrelevant, only to tell us that "chill bro, this is an old video back when I was screwin' around"? It seems odd that you would tell us to do that and have us dismiss it as screwing around when A) this is the guild recruitment forum and it hardly seems like the place to be showing off that kind of thing and B ) the initial post doesn't even say we're looking for eles anymore. What the french, toast?

[haiimbelle]

[Rishy]

While it is screwing around, to me it did feel relevant and it is a representation albeit very amateur-ish to your activity of "We're a WVW roaming guild that likes beating up zergs and tossing them in the dumpster."

My post did include the fact that I do have a Warrior too.

Oh and the video and its description does touch upon eliminating qualities 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7 that you guys are not looking for. It's a visual representation and proof

Edit: Anyways, I took my shot, I don't seem to mesh well with at least 2 current members and I'll respectfully bow out. Best of luck to you guys and it was fun following you around earlier. Definitely a guild worth taking notice of, with cool poise and discipline on the field.

[haiimbelle]

blarg i didnt mean to offend u with my gif, i post gifs alot, sorry bro , i was just commeting on the way you two were talking , anways sydney 4lyfe, umm and carry on