Ehmry Bay Server Forum for Guild Wars 2

Granted.  You receive two meters of snow in 24 hours.

I wish I had no more student debt.

Granted. Now you have regular worker debt.

I wish I were immune to disease.

Granted, but you had to trade both your legs for this immunity.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in an hour

Granted, you're fired.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted, here's a non-alcoholic beer.

I wish it was 5 pm here.

Now you're in a time locked loop where it's 5:00;00pm eternally.

I wish my cats wouldn't annoy me while I'm trying to sleep.

Granted we will change that with a few dogs:)
How about wishing for immortality?

I don't even need to corrupt this wish. I only need to remind you that everyone you know and love will die and you'll be alone. For eternity.

I wish I could think of a good wish right now. Oh, or for my homework to be gone.

You'll think of a wish, but you'll always forget it right before you post it.
Your homework is gone, but you've been expelled.

I wish there was a huge redwood tree in my backyard.

Granted,  but its roots punctured your sewage and water pipes and now you have no running water or toilet.

I wish I were home right now.

Granted, but "home is where the heart is," so your real home's in your chest. (edit: thus, you're already there)

I wish I had an un-corruptible wish.

You can have a corrupt-free wish, but it is limited to something insignificant.

I wish my e-mail would stop filling up with spam.

It has, but now your house is filling up with regular spam.

I wish I had more time to play GW2.

Granted, but now you have no time to play real life.

I wish for my essay to be done. D:

v (edit: lol xyvol, I would)

It's done, but done in crayon.

I wish I could really visit Tyria.

No problem. but you're a dragon, and everyone won't stop giving you a hard time about it.

I wish I could have a pet minion (Despicable Me - style).

You do, but it's one of the mutated purple ones from the second movie.

I wish I could take a vacation in England.

Granted. But it's the same England as the one you see in 28 Days Later. Hope you enjoy the zombie apocalypse!

I wish Solumin somehow enjoys the zombie apocalypse I just forced him into.

Granted since like in the movie Legend...he gets infected and becomes one:)
I wish we only had weekends for eternity:P

Sure! Except capitalism reasserts itself and weekends become the new weekdays.

I wish there was more government funding for science.