271 replies to this topic

[tkkaine]

Granted, but they fund the science of magic and wizardry.

I wish my headache was gone.

[Xyvol]

This here guillotine will clear that right up!

I wish I had a nice houseboat.

[UltraEM]

Granted, but it sinks in a typhoon before you can use it.

I wish they would solve network lag in online video games.

[Solumin]

All multiplayer games must be played at LANs. Network lag replaced by real-world travel lag!

I wish I only needed 2 hours of a sleep a day.

[Sanji]

Granted but thats 2 hours to many!
I wish for trees made out of money ty.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

Speaking of money: I wish I was independently wealthy.

[Tamathar]

Granted, but a modern day Robin Hood makes you his prime target.

I wish it was acceptable to play games at work when I have nothing to do.

[Ujimona]

Granted, your HDD burns up after 15 minutes of continued play.

I wish I could find a decent sublet

[Solumin]

You do, but misread the lease: It's a descent sublet, and it only applies when you're going down an elevator.

I wish ANet would buff the Flamethrower.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but the skill CDs have all been tripled.

I wish I had a good bar of chocolate right now.

[Solumin]

Sure, but it's the last good bar of chocolate that you can ever have.

I wish Pavarotti was still alive.

(tripling the CDs is not a buff )

[Sanji]

Granted but then when would you have game time between school and music!
I wish to either ride a baby minotaur into battle or lead an army of skritts in WvW:)

[Solumin]

Granted, but you "lead" the skritts by running in front of them with pieces of shiny stuff taped to you.

I wish ANet would introduce new legendaries.

[Tamathar]

Granted, they add several other legendary weapons that look about as intimidating and menacing as Bifrost and Meteorlogicus.

I wish ANets "friendly play" promotion would've included a rework of the grouping and commander/squad system.

(edited for grammar)

[Solumin]

Granted: Everyone is now a commander.

I wish it cloth gathering was easier -- salvaging is so hit-or-miss!

[Silvernis]

Granted! All loot now includes cloth, and everyone is practically swimming in the stuff. Adam Smith says hello.

I wish commander tags weren't the same shade of blue as the blue world icons.

[Solumin]

Granted, but they are now a shade that can only be described as "grün". The color drives the GW2 WvW playerbase mad.

I wish waypoint travel was free.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but the sudden glut of gold prompts ANet to slash all monetary rewards and increase trading post fees to prevent inflation.

I wish I had a unicorn.

[Solumin]

Granted, but it's actually an angry goat with a traffic cone superglued to its forehead.

I wish Captain Scarlett (from Borderlands 2) was the old living story villain instead of GW2 Scarlett.

[Tamathar]

Granted, but you stomped her before she could drill all the way down and open the Vault for you.

I wish I knew who thought it was a good idea to superglue a traffic cone onto a goat.