Ehmry Bay Server Forum for Guild Wars 2

Granted, but they fund the science of magic and wizardry.

I wish my headache was gone.

This here guillotine will clear that right up!

I wish I had a nice houseboat.

Granted, but it sinks in a typhoon before you can use it.

I wish they would solve network lag in online video games.

All multiplayer games must be played at LANs. Network lag replaced by real-world travel lag!

I wish I only needed 2 hours of a sleep a day.

Granted but thats 2 hours to many!
I wish for trees made out of money ty.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

Speaking of money: I wish I was independently wealthy.

Granted, but a modern day Robin Hood makes you his prime target.

I wish it was acceptable to play games at work when I have nothing to do.

Granted, your HDD burns up after 15 minutes of continued play.

I wish I could find a decent sublet

You do, but misread the lease: It's a descent sublet, and it only applies when you're going down an elevator.

I wish ANet would buff the Flamethrower.

Granted, but the skill CDs have all been tripled.

I wish I had a good bar of chocolate right now.

Sure, but it's the last good bar of chocolate that you can ever have.

I wish Pavarotti was still alive.

(tripling the CDs is not a buff )

Granted but then when would you have game time between school and music!
I wish to either ride a baby minotaur into battle or lead an army of skritts in WvW:)

Granted, but you "lead" the skritts by running in front of them with pieces of shiny stuff taped to you.

I wish ANet would introduce new legendaries.

Granted, they add several other legendary weapons that look about as intimidating and menacing as Bifrost and Meteorlogicus.

I wish ANets "friendly play" promotion would've included a rework of the grouping and commander/squad system.

(edited for grammar)

Granted: Everyone is now a commander.

I wish it cloth gathering was easier -- salvaging is so hit-or-miss!

Granted! All loot now includes cloth, and everyone is practically swimming in the stuff. Adam Smith says hello.

I wish commander tags weren't the same shade of blue as the blue world icons.

Granted, but they are now a shade that can only be described as "grün". The color drives the GW2 WvW playerbase mad.

I wish waypoint travel was free.

Granted, but the sudden glut of gold prompts ANet to slash all monetary rewards and increase trading post fees to prevent inflation.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted, but it's actually an angry goat with a traffic cone superglued to its forehead.

I wish Captain Scarlett (from Borderlands 2) was the old living story villain instead of GW2 Scarlett.

Granted, but you stomped her before she could drill all the way down and open the Vault for you.

I wish I knew who thought it was a good idea to superglue a traffic cone onto a goat.