271 replies to this topic

[Xyvol]

You find out when you get a traffic cone superglued to your own forehead.

I wish I had a 35mm mini figure of my GW2 character(s).

[Silvernis]

Granted, but it's one of those cringe-worthy homemade sculpts with a lousy paint job.

I wish I had a goat sans traffic cone.

[Solumin]

Granted, but it's a unicorn
Granted, but it's a goat. It eats EVERYTHING.

I wish I could photosynthesize.

[Tamathar]

Granted, but now you're a very unusual shade of green as well.

I wish I could get rid of this traffic cone on my head.

[Levik Greywind]

Granted. You find another traffic cone under that one. Tough luck, eh?

I wish someone would wish for love so I could corrupt it. Game of Thrones style.

[Solumin]

Granted, but love is pure and cannot be corrupted.

I wish you had a love for traffic cones.

[Levik Greywind]

That's true. Your love is pure and can't be corrupted. Your wish to love traffic cones is fulfilled. I won't corrupt it. Yet. You'll know I have come to corrupt it when you hear this.



The Goats with cones on their heads send their regards.

I wish for more Game of Thrones in here!

[Solumin]

Granted! Do you want to play Monopoly: GoT Edition, or Risk: Game of Thrones, or perhaps the old classic The Game of Life of Thrones?

I wish David Bowie was an NPC in GW2.

[Ujimona]

Granted, the character is horribly written though, to the point where nothing can save it.

I wish my dice would roll more 20s

[Xyvol]

Granted! Errata for new rules reverses it so low numbers are better and 1's are critical hits.

I wish I would win the lottery.

[Tamathar]

Granted - you and every one else wishing for it... so the payout was terrible.

I wish my d20 wasn't still lost in my car somewhere.

[Solumin]

Granted. You've found your d20, but now your car has disappeared.

I wish there were more Orichalcum nodes in Obsidian Sanctum.

[Ujimona]

Granted, but they're bugged, so you can't actually harvest them.

I wish I could afford the shopping trip I'm going on tomorrow.

[Solumin]

Granted, but the IRS is auditing you.

I wish I could go see the Lego Movie.

[tkkaine]

Granted, but every time you try to speak now you have that "Everything is better in a team" song pouring out your mouth.

I wish my Tardis cookie jar didn't run out of batteries...

[Solumin]

Granted, but now you have a serious Dalek infestation.

I wish I could get this song out of my head!

[Xyvol]

Granted. Whatever it was, it's been replaced with the song that never ends.

I wish I had omnomberry cookies.

[Tamathar]

Granted, but it turns out omnomberries taste awful (as you might expect in a berry plant from a zombie infested area.)

I wish I could persuade my guild that WvW is fun.

[Levik Greywind]

You do. But then they join a "hardcore" guild and leave for gold league.

I wish we'll be able to beat Teq and Wurm now when the megaserver is used for those maps.

[Ujimona]

Granted, however, the FNG gives you nothing but blues.

I wish people would stop listening to horrible music in class.