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[tkkaine]

Granted, but they play all the good music at the same time so it just sounds like terrible noise.

I wish I had dual monitors.

[Tamathar]

Granted, here's another monitor - it has dead pixels, terrible color, and a max resolution of 800x600.

I wish there would still be cross-map dependencies/continuity in Tyria.

[Solumin]

Granted, but the dependencies are random. Killing a skritt in Queensdale triggers a boss in one instance of Citadel of Flame. Completing a heart quest in Diessa Plateau causes a way point in Caledon Forest to become contested. And so on.

I wish I had a big bowl of pasta.

[Xyvol]

Granted. The bowl's as big as the whole table. Pasta portion's the same size though.

I wish I was taller.

[Solumin]

Granted, but you're too tall and your body can't really support you.

I wish I had a Rolls-Royce.

[Ujimona]

Granted, it's owner files a police report and they are looking for you.

I wish I could give 18 year old me advice.

[Solumin]

Granted, but 18-year-old you STILL won't listen.

I wish there was a forest near where I live so I could explore it.

[Xyvol]

Granted, it's the haunted forest and no one has ever come back.

I wish I was shorter.

[Solumin]

Granted, but everyone makes fun of you.

I wish I could find ascended gear.

[Xyvol]

Granted, you've found ascended wheels and cogs, but nothing to make with them.

I wish that the white knight would stop talking backwards and the red queen wouldn't off my head.

[Solumin]

Granted: They swap colors and now it's the red knight and the white queen are bothering you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[ZachJPayne]

Granted. You lose your lungs, and you can no longer breathe above water.

I wish I didn't have to read St. Augustine right now. -.-

[Solumin]

Granted. You can't read at all.

I wish I could find a good apartment for next year.

[Silvernis]

Granted. It's the bestest, most palatial apartment you've ever clapped eyes on, with a price tag to match. (You never mentioned anything about it being affordable.)

I wish I could tell customers exactly what I think of their inability to read sale signs.

[Solumin]

Granted. Everyone thinks you're joking, and your boss suggests you quit your day job and start a stand-up comic career instead. In fact, he insists upon it and fires you.

I wish I could explore the ocean.


"Good" doesn't include affordable? Curses!

[Levik Greywind]

Granted. You explore the ocean and discover Cthulhu. The end of the world is now your fault.

I wish Solumin didn't awaken Cthulhu! We're doomed now!

[Xyvol]

Granted, instead of Cthulhu it's Godzilla. Better start looking for those Mothra twins.

I wish I had a secret lair.

[Solumin]

Granted, but you buy a "mad scientist" secret lair. It's in a volcano! Which is cool except for convection and all sorts of nasty gases. It's quite unlivable.

I wish I had a tree house.

[Tamathar]

Granted, but there's a logging company coming through the area, so you might want to check your insurance coverage for sawblade damage.

I wish the feature patch was tomorrow.

[Solumin]

Granted, but it's rushed, broken and buggy, and ANet rolls it back in a couple days. They'll release a fixed update eventually.

I wish there were more ascended trinkets so that all the stat groups are covered.