271 replies to this topic

[Tamathar]

Granted. I hope tofu bacon is okay.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but then someone corrupts it (rimshot).

I wish people would stop gushing about Frozen.

[Tamathar]

Granted, people will decide to "Let it Go."

I wish Pat Rothfuss would publish the next book of the Kingkiller Chronicles very soon.

[Ujimona]

Granted.  It's self published, and a 500 copy run.

I wish updating software didn't corrupt code.

[Solumin]

Granted, but you start getting dozens of updates a day.

I wish Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman wrote another book together.

[Tamathar]

Granted. They decide that they should publish both their (unrelated) autobiographies in a single book.

I wish companies would stop building/maintaining application using Flash.

[UltraEM]

Granted. They now use a new program that's incompatible with all current technology.

I wish for an apple pie with vanilla ice cream

[Silvernis]

Granted, but you have to share it with a dozen other pie-loving people who get to it first.

I wish someone would make SimCopter 2.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Zynga buys the rights and makes SimCopter 2: Facebook Edition.

I wish there were more story driven RPGs coming out in the near future.

[Solumin]

Granted, but you can't afford the systems they run on.

I wish I could buy (and wear) my GW2 armor in real life.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but then you realize that all the belts, buckles, spikes, and/or sexy cutouts are actually hideously uncomfortable.

I wish I could use GW2 skills in real life.

[UltraEM]

Granted, but they are all just fancy visuals with no actual effect on people.

I wish for more gold.

[Solumin]

Granted. Gold rapidly deflates in value.

I wish the Grenade Kit had a proper auto-attack so I didn't have to mash '1' over and over.

[Xyvol]

Granted, but ammo counters are added, and ammo is a rare drop.

I wish I could try the stereoscopic 3D setting for GW2.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but it ends up giving you the mother of all migraines.

I wish more people comprehended the concept of right-of-way on the road.

[Tamathar]

Granted, they suddenly all understand the concept... and decide to ignore it anyways.

I wish I would be put on this project at work.

[Solumin]

Granted, but the project stagnates for several years before being canceled.

I wish I could easily update all of my passwords.

[Tamathar]

(^^ that's what my last one did - minus the "several years" part)

Granted. May I present Single Sign On - Universal Edition.... oops, looks like the encryption wasn't done correctly and we were hacked.... all user data has been compromised...

I wish new skills (class or weapon) would be added to the game to mix things up.

[Solumin]

Granted. All new skills cost 1,000 gems to unlock, and you can only use them 25 times before you have to "recharge" them with more gems.

I wish Engineers had a proper melee weapon.

[UltraEM]

Granted. A.net lets Engineers use hammers, but their skills are useless.

I wish the Engineer mortar had 3000 range and more damage.