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[Xyvol]

It is, you just have to buy it again every month.

I wish I hadn't missed the eclipse last night.

[Tamathar]

Granted, you see it in all it's blacked out glory... briefly, during a pause in the torrential rains.

I wish I could find a justification to buy ESO regardless of it's pay model.

[penny]

Granted, but now you must watch the movie Twilight: Eclipse in exchange.

Edit: LOL didn't see your post there. Let me fix mine to something that makes more sense.

Your wish is granted, however, your justification is "I guess I don't need to eat food every month."

I wish the uni bookstore offered textbook buyback prices that were less ridiculous than $1.50 ...

[Silvernis]

Granted. You now get $1.75. Don't spend it all in one place.

I wish there were more defensive siege options in WvW (because I'm weird and actually really enjoy defending towers/keeps).

[Tamathar]

Granted. Anet proudly introduces the MAID Golem! With it's handy broom it'll keep your holdings nice and sparkling clean, so you can turn your full attention to holding the enemy at bay.

I wish there were more adequate rewards for defending in WvW so that you wouldn't be classified as weird for liking something as logical as defending.

[Silvernis]

Granted. Defense events are now much more lucrative, which means no one wants to play offense anymore, which means there's not much to defend against. Go figure.

I wish ANet would introduce usable airships in WvW.

[Tamathar]

Granted, they take 1 person to pilot them and another to work the guns. Unfortunately the game engine and servers aren't very optimized for it. Anytime there's more than 50 people on a map spawning one results in everyone getting at least 5 seconds of lag.

I wish it was 4:30 so I could go home.

[Xyvol]

Granted, to you it's now 4:30 and you have no memory of the last few hours. You hope you didn't do anything you'd regret...

I wish the new wardrobe feature introduced stylized undergarments.

[Silvernis]

Granted. Welcome to Lingerie Wars 2 (which begs the interesting question of what happened to the first Lingerie Wars).

I wish transmutation could be done for gold rather than gemstones. (No, the gold-to-gems crap doesn't count.)

[Solumin]

Granted. 10G per transmutation is a good price, right?

I wish Runes of Strength could be crafted.

[Tamathar]

Granted. And the recipe only takes 30 ectoplasm, 50 obsidian shards, and a gift of might!

I wish I had had more weapon/armor skins stored up.

[penny]

Granted, but the number of weapon/armor skins that you collect becomes unmanageable and you quickly surpass me as gw2's #1 hoarder, thus landing you on the show Hoarders.

I wish there were more poutine places nearby.

[Ujimona]

Granted, you have been transported to the wonderful world of Montreal, living above a strip club.

I wish my commute took less time.

[Xyvol]

Granted, because your home has been repossessed and you now live in an unused closet at the place you commute to.

I wish they'd make a Guild Wars 2 anime series.

[Solumin]

Granted, it is the most ~*~KAWAAAAIII*~* abomination you've ever seen.

I wish more games had stories as epic as the story of Final Fantasy VI.

[Xyvol]

Granted, epicness is now commonplace, making it really boring.

I wish the cats wouldn't walk across my keyboard while I'm trying to typesfdjerytuyiop.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Now they just lay on it while you're trying to type.

I wish my apartment complex wouldn't charge me a monthly fee to have even a cat.

[Silvernis]

Granted. It's now a weekly fee.

I wish I had a cat.

[Xyvol]

Granted, but she hides under the bed all the time and you never get to cuddle with her.

I wish I could go invisible at will.

[Tamathar]

Granted. You realize you have the power to go invisible while at Will, Illinois.

I wish I had a steak to eat for lunch.