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[Levik Greywind]

The steak will be either charred to a crisp or completely undercooked (whichever you hate the most).

I wish I didn't have class in 10 minutes.

[Xyvol]

Granted, it starts in 30 seconds! Run!

I wish Living story was re-playable.

[Levik Greywind]

Granted. It doesn't scale down though, so good luck soloing the assault knights.

I wish world events like Teq will turn out well when megaserver reaches those maps and I can complete them successfully without having to guest to another server.

[Solumin]

Granted, but everyone is so enraptured by PvE events that WvW and (s)PvP are neglected.

I wish there weren't any gold sellers in the game. Stop the spam!

[Levik Greywind]

Solumin, on 17 April 2014 - 03:55 PM, said:

Granted, but everyone is so enraptured by PvE events that WvW and (s)PvP are neglected.

WvW is neglected anyway. And besides, I'm mainly PvE. YOUR CORRUPTION HAS FAILED! Try again!

[Tamathar]

@Levik: Granted, but after about 3 days enough people have done them successfully that it's no big deal, so from then on no one from any server bothers to do them again.

@Solumin: Granted. Now they use the gold to buy crafting materials and spam for selling those with real money instead.

I wish I knew what it said about the human race that so many of us apparently find it amusing to repeatedly crush each other's hopes.

[Solumin]

Granted, but the knowledge drives you mad.  Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

I wish GW2 had more Lovecraftian content.

[Levik Greywind]

Granted. We kill Cthulhu by spamming 2 over and over until he's dead from cannons. If it worked on Zhaitan, it'll work on him, too!

I wish certain people used logic. (We all have someone like that in our lives, I'm sure)

[Silvernis]

Granted, but now they dissect everything you say with relentless Socratic questioning.

I wish stealth wasn't a game mechanic in GW2.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Thieves gain heavy armor and insane levels of health regen as consolation.

I wish I had seen the "go to top" button at the bottom of the forum sooner.

[Xyvol]

Granted, you suddenly remember seeing the option when you first signed up. However, no matter how hard you look NOW, you can't seem to find it.

I wish I could make tabletop GMing a career.

[Solumin]

Granted, but you never click with any of the groups you run and find yourself unsatisfied and disillusioned with tabletop gaming.

I wish I could do more cool programming projects.

[Xyvol]

Granted, but you have to do a hundred awful ones for every cool project.

I wish I had clones.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Unfortunately, the cloning process wasn't well done and now you have several terribly deformed, catatonic clones of yourself.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

[Levik Greywind]

Granted. Mondays no longer exist and Tuesdays are the new Mondays. The week is also six days long and the work week is expanded into Saturday.

I wish we had a night crew in WvW.

[Solumin]

Granted, but they huddle in Stonemist and let all the camps and towers get captured.

I wish I didn't have to deal with allergies.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but everyone around you now gets them really bad, leading to a rather disgusting amount of nose-running everywhere you go.

I wish I had a more comfortable chair at my desk.

[Tamathar]

Granted. It's so comfortable you can't help but fall asleep almost instantly when sitting in it.

I wish I knew why Goldfish (crackers) are so delicious.

[Xyvol]

Granted, a special news bulletin reveals that the secret ingredient that makes them so tasty is also resopnsible for causing severe health problems.

I wish the Zelda series had an MMO.

[Silvernis]

Granted, but now that you know what the secret ingredient is, you can't bring yourself to eat another Goldfish ever again.

Granted, but it's an over-hyped steaming pile with a bloodthirsty cash shop.

I wish neckties weren't a cultural institution.