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[Silvernis]

Granted, but then everyone whines about how OP they are, and ANet nerfs them to hell.

I wish there were more face options in the asura character creator.

[Tamathar]

Granted, the Asura are the first race to get the option to have truly hideous looking faces.

I wish there was a good solution to the condition cap on targets.

[Solumin]

Granted, but ANet refuses to implement it.

I wish PHP wasn't a horrible cesspool of a language.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Practically the entire language will change with the next update... Oh, never mind, that always happens.

I wish Java was less verbose in its syntax.

[Solumin]

Granted. Java now surpasses APL in terms of terseness and unreadability.

I wish I could find a job that would let me use Haskell.

[Tamathar]

Granted. But your job might not last long because of this:



(credit to xkcd)


I wish that being bored at work hadn't resulted in me knowing a related xkcd comic for so many conversations.

[Solumin]

Granted. You are now bored at home, since you were fired.

I wish I could focus enough to do my work.

[Silvernis]

Granted. You focus so focusedly that you finish all your work well ahead of schedule, so the higher-ups reward you with even more work. Yay.

I wish school bus drivers weren't so obnoxious. (Seriously, just because you drive an orange bus doesn't mean you're king of the sodding road.)

[Tamathar]

Granted, all current school bus drivers have been fired and replaced with 80 year old grandmothers. You know, the ones who never cut you off, never run red lights, and never go more than 25 mph. (I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's odd people insist on calling them "yellow")

I wish I had a 3 day weekend every week.

[Silvernis]

Granted. You now get to enjoy a blissful Friday off every week — albeit rendered slightly less blissful by the fact that your pay has been reduced accordingly.

I wish coming to work didn't feel like going back to kindergarten.

[Ujimona]

Granted, it now feels like highschool, complete with the drama.

I wish I could find a tabletop group more easily.

[Rill Soji]

Granted but it's full of hipsters who heard tabletop gaming was the latest trend and haven't got a clue how to play.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[tkkaine]

Granted. Now the year is made up of one day that's 8760 hours long.

I wish I was taught how to study in school.

[Solumin]

Granted, but you never learned how to socialize or play video games.

I wish I could find tasty root beer (and ginger ale) that didn't have piles of sugar/HFCS/other sweeteners in it.

[Xyvol]

Granted, but as soon as you find one you like it stops being produced due to low sales.

I wish I was a fish.

[Silvernis]

Granted. You are now a nice, plump, very tasty-looking salmon.

I wish Brawl Busters was still around.

[Tamathar]

Granted, it makes a come back. Unfortunately they adopt a F2P with in game purchases model that makes even the one used by The Old Republic look well done and unobtrusive.

I wish Warframe would implement some sort of open world.

[Xyvol]

Granted. It comes with the new business model where you are charged per hour for access to the map.

I wish Queen Jennah would wear shoes.

[penny]

Granted, but now whenever she visits your house (for some reason) she refuses to remove her shoes, thus tracking mud all over the carpet.

I wish my sleep schedule would fix itself. D:

[UltraEM]

Granted; it fixes itself in the opposite of what you wanted.

I wish for Elder Scrolls Online was buy to play (no subscription).