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[Tamathar]

Granted. Unfortunately, when I read that I first thought "car" was "cat". Your feline companion, however, can now use blink at will.

I wish my new keyboard was shipping to me rather than my parents house. (Thanks, amazon 1-click )

[Solumin]

Granted, but it was destroyed during shipment. (Thanks, UPS)

I wish I could find a good, customizable laptop.

[Silvernis]

Granted. Do you want it in black or puce? Pick the color that says YOU!

I wish completing tasks at work would cause loot to show up at my desk and money to show up in my e-mail.

[Xyvol]

Granted, you are now only paid in Bitcoins, and hacks against the currency are rising. As far as loot goes, well, one man's trash is another man's treasure...

I wish I could remember the awesome wishes I think of when I'm not near the computer.

[Tamathar]

Granted. You now remember them up to the point you put your fingers to the keyboard.

I wish I knew why I hate making phone calls so much.

[Xyvol]

Granted. You come to find out the reason is people think your voice sounds funny, and it leads you to taking a strict vow of silence that prohibits any forms of communication. (Speaking, writing, hand gestures, ect.)

I wish the .hack group would make a real MMO based off their fake MMO.

[Solumin]

Granted, but they really fumble the execution and the game just kinda sucks.

I wish I had time to exercise more.

[Xyvol]

Granted, we replaced Solumin's computer with a treadmill. Let's see what happens.

I wish people didn't care so much about social status.

[Solumin]

Granted. Everyone now cares about how much money you have.

I wish my keyboard played a note every time I pressed a key so that I played little tunes as I typed :3

[Drake Erif]

Solumin, on 24 April 2014 - 12:48 AM, said:

Granted. Everyone now cares about how much money you have.

I wish my keyboard played a note every time I pressed a key so that I played little tunes as I typed :3

Granted, every key plays the same noise which happens to be the Windows error sound.

I wish I had a theme song play whenever I entered a room

[UltraEM]

Granted. It's the song you hate the most every time.

I wish ArenaNet would listen to the community.

[Drake Erif]

Granted. They listen but they still don't do anything about anything.

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt my wish XD

[Solumin]

Granted, but i̞̪͇̟͞t̘͙̜̗̼̩ s̭̩̱̜ͅt̳͈̙̜͎̬͔ar̷͓̬̗̭̖͈̬t̷̫s̥̻̣͕ ̺̙͕̠b͍̮̗͓̙͠r̼̺͞e̠͇a̕k̵̨̺̟͍̥͠i̢̛͍̠̻̦̟ͅn̷҉̥̗͈͇̜͠g̸̘̩̘͇̟͈̫͠ ̶̝̱t̵͎̮͓̙̹̹h̨̧͓͈͇į͙̖̙̻̤̀n̷̨͓̲̭̲̝̖͕͡g̯͈̰̗̥͟͡͡s͟҉͍̣̘̖̱̤͜. w͘҉̵̝̺̰̜͎͈̗̭̜̜͉̭͙̗͇̯̫̪͝h́҉̷̢̨̙̜͍͈̘̳̦̝̞̫̳̦̣̮͈̥̹̤a̗̬͙͇͇̹͕̣̕͢t̪͖̪͕̩͉̜̤̳̥̹͢͞͞ͅ ̵̸͓̮̩̰̯̕ḩ̸̙̳͈̼͍͈̺̘̻̗̞͖̥͍͢͝͝a̧͉̞̳͓̹̫̝͟͞v̢͠҉̨͙̱̮͈͎͔͉͙̘̦e̶͉̣̝͢ ̵̨̨̻̠͈̝͔̥̭̭́͡y̶̞̼͉̕o̸҉͖̰̘̯̩̱͇̱̺͇̮̺̼̥̰̣̞ͅu̶̙̻͈͍͕͇͇̺̙̻̼̻͍̻̳̺̖͡͝ ͉͍̭͍͓͓͝͠d҉̴̨̡̦̩͉̪̱̜͎͝o̶̢̳̘̠̲͠ņ̲̝͕͖̩̰̤͙̕e̡͚̘̬̱̦̮͇̺̦̘̰̗͡

I wish my favorite band came back together and made a new good album.

[Tamathar]

Granted, they make an awesome new album. It's so good they decide that they can't release it to the world or even perform it in concert.

I wish I knew why every database you end up supporting seems to have 5-10 years of bad design decisions in it's past, so I could stop it from happening.

[Solumin]

Granted, but the knowledge doesn't stop you from making those poor decisions. You're always aware of the bad design decisions you're making, but you can never do anything about it.

I wish I had a kitty :3

[Silvernis]

Granted. You're now the proud owner of an alarmingly pink plush kitty that screams "HUG ME!" when you squeeze it's left ear.

I wish I had more cinnamon to add to my coffee.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Your coffee now has enough cinnamon to make it taste like one of those red hard candy cinnamon mints.

I wish I had some cookie dough to eat.

[Xyvol]

Granted, it's the dough for the omnomberry cookies from earlier.

I wish it would rain enough to end this drought.

[Silvernis]

Granted. Now it won't stop raining, and everything's gone all wretched and soggy.

I wish I had a semi-decent wireless mouse for my laptop.

[Xyvol]

Granted, but it sucks up battery power extremely quickly.

I wish the Elder Dragons didn't wake up.