271 replies to this topic

[Solumin]

Granted, but now GW2 is really boring.

I wish I didn't have any papers to write.

[Xyvol]

Granted, reports are now required to be oral presentations.

I wish I could travel by jetpack.

[Solumin]

Granted. I hope you don't mind that your feet are on fire.

I wish that stagefright wasn't a thing.

[Tamathar]

Granted. Stagefright has been replaced with stagefight - the uncontrollable urge to start punching people while doing public speaking.

I wish I didn't have to decide where to live within the next 6 days.

[Silvernis]

Granted. You now have to decide within four days.

I wish flossing teeth wasn't so annoying.

[Drake Erif]

Granted. They have invented a new and exciting way to floss teeth and it's the most fun anyone has ever had ever, however you lose all your teeth before being able to try it.

I wish I had an endless supply of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

[Xyvol]

Granted. They fill every cupboard and drawer of your house, as well as the fridge and freezer, replacing whatever was there. They automatically refill when you're not looking. Trying to clear them out does't work, they just refill. And they are not for resale.

I wish I could speak and read Japanese fluently.

[Solumin]

Granted, but your accent is terrible and you forget every other language you know.

I wish Charr had armor that actually made sense and looked good on them.

[Drake Erif]

Granted. In the next patch they remove Charr in favor of quagaans

I wish quagaan was a playable race.

[Xyvol]

Granted, they've managed to control their dark side and are pacifists. You can't get credit for any events without combat.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

[Ujimona]

Granted, however you are now deathly susceptible to even the most benign toxins.  Somebody smoking outside the bar as you walk in?  Hospital for you!

I wish it was easier to find a decent place to live in this city.

[Xyvol]

Granted, there are now many luxury apartments and homes that are clean and affordable all across town. They require you to be 65 or older though.

I wish superpowers were real.

[Drake Erif]

Granted. Super powers are real and everyone has them... Except you.

I wish that whenever I think of a specific piece of food, it would appear in front me! No more cooking! Yay!

[penny]

Granted, but you can't stop thinking of haggis.

I wish I had a puppy.

[xfq]

Granted, but your puppy is actually haggis.

I wish I had cheesecake

[penny]

Granted, but your cheesecake tastes like haggis.

I wish my puppy were not haggis.

[xfq]

Granted, but your puppy can only eat haggis

I wish I could fall asleep

[penny]

Granted, but you must eat haggis every night in order to fall asleep.

I wish it were not 3:30 AM.

[UltraEM]

Granted. It's 3:31 AM

I wish I had abs.

[King]

Granted, but they are covered by fat and not visible

I wish I could have all games on steam