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Edited by Xyvol, 22 June 2014 - 08:22 PM.

Anime Ace...



beats Comic Sans... Because thats what all the scanlators use these days. (Ugh I can't believe you used Comic sans, shame on you)

OMG Comic Sans how could you I am disgusted wtf.

Anime Ace is fun, but Perpetua still beats it:



Bestest font evar.

Looks like an army of ants forgot to wipe their feet before coming inside.



Illiteracy reduces all fonts to spiky lines.

The Trunchbull beats illiteracy because dammit, you will learn to read even if she has to traumatize you and your teacher.

Inexplicable telekinesis



drives away the Trunchbull.

Orbital bombardment beats mind powers.

Molecular Detachment (MD) Device



beats orbital bombardment in speed, efficiency, job completion, and stylishness. Also, can destroy planets with better graphics than anything in the Star Wars universe.

S.E.P. fields avert galactic invasions



because you're somebody else's problem. (And hey, free towel!)

An open-eyed approach to reality, not driven by dogma, will piece the SEP.



This picture has nothing to do with it, but imagine lining that thing with plastic and turning on the water! Best flumes EVER. Yes... something about perception is my answer.

Also, Xyvol is a hoopy frood for the above entry.

Sorcery beats your open eyed approach by changing reality.

No matter how Angel_ic your sorcerer is,



without Charisma, you're just not as effective.

Superstition > Charisma

Magic underwear



can prevent becoming too inflamed. Go Mormons!

Dispel Magic



removes Protection from Evil effects.

Rosie



can soak that dispel right up.

Scissors



beats paper.

Rock

Beats Scissors every time.

Dynamite beats rock. Boom.

Road Runner



beats dynamite.