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Rock Paper Scissors (June)

Started by Rill Soji , Jun 01 2014 07:33 PM

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#21 Silvernis

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 03:18 PM

Sinister Inquest saboteurs with uninspired fashion sense defeat tanks.

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#22 Rimmy1a

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 03:30 PM

Scarlet

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defeated the Inquest by bankrupting them one Fire Elemental champion bag at a time.
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#23 Silvernis

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 03:36 PM

Scarlet was defeated by chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer.

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Oh, and apparently a bunch of people raided her ship or something, too, but I wouldn't know because the client crashed the one time we got all the knights down in time.

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#24 Rimmy1a

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 03:48 PM

Cancer causing chemical

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is defeated by its trickiest adversary - itself!
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#25 Silvernis

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 03:57 PM

A paradox is defeated by, um...not thinking about it. Lest one's brain explode. 'Cause that'd be messy.

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#26 Rimmy1a

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:17 PM

Division

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defeats a paradox by reducing it to:

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#27 Tamathar

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:06 AM

0 defeats division when used as the divisor.

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#28 Rimmy1a

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:23 AM

Zero point energy

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beats zero by being something rather than nothing.
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#29 Silvernis

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:37 AM

The sun wins because its energy levels are over 9000 somewhat higher than zero.

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#30 Rimmy1a

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 11:10 AM

Archers

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defeat the sun.
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#31 Silvernis

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 11:50 AM

Arrow carts beat archers in the "blotting out the sun" department.

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#32 Rimmy1a

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 02:58 PM

My ballista only hit your arrow cart twice...

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where did it go?

Huh, it must have got BEATEN.
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#33 Silvernis

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:10 PM

Well, then. A nice carpet bombing should take care of that.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:14 PM

Hot wax

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will rip up that carpet.
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#35 Silvernis

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:28 PM

Ice cubes beat hot wax. Riding crop and handcuffs optional.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:53 PM

Hackers

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can cut any Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics .
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Posted 04 June 2014 - 07:06 PM

EMP

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beats hackers.   Because, Who needs computers anyways?

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:52 PM

A Faraday cage

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defeats your EMP.
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Posted 04 June 2014 - 10:51 PM

Copper thieves...

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...steal the conductive materials from your Faraday cage.
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 03:03 AM

High voltage

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